## [MK] Harry Potter and the Natural 20 Chapter 70: Safer Justice Practices

* Author: u/gamarad  *LessWrong (than usual)**
* URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8096183/70/Harry-Potter-and-the-Natural-20
* Score: 41

* Created: 2015-01-24T03:52:04

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### Comments:

> **u/None** [+10]  (13 hours later)
> 
> Fiona is the hole in the condom of justice.

>> **u/eaglejarl** [+3]  (18 hours later)
>> 
>> *blink, blink*
>> 
>> So...justice consists of trying to contain the jizz of villainy and Fiona is what allows it to escape?

>>> **u/None** [+1]  (23 hours later)
>>> 
>>> Justice gets contracepted in the story's metaphor, so in this case justice is the semen and Fiona is the crazy girl who pokes holes in all her boyfriend's condoms.

>>>> **u/daydev** [+8]  (a day later)
>>>> 
>>>> I think, in the story's metaphor, justice is a healthy baby, so when justice fails, you get a miscarriage. But wizarding legal system is so ridicoulous, the baby doesn't have a chance to even conceive. 
>>>> 
>>>> On a side note, Fiona is displeased that Black didn't get a trial (when even Nazis did), I wonder what she'll say when she discovers what farce passes for a "trial" in the wizarding wolrd.

> **u/None** [+3]  (2 days later)
> 
> Wow ! This chapter finally made me like Fiona's story

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