## [RT][HF] Marked for Death: A Bonfire of Tapirs

* Author: u/None *
* URL: https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/marked-for-death-a-rational-naruto-quest.24481/page-670#post-6279832
* Score: 12

* Created: 2016-06-24T23:48:46

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### Comments:

> **u/Overlord_Xcano** [+6]  (18 hours later)
> 
> [Tapirs?](https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/files/2009/08/brazilian-tapir-with-baby.jpg)

>> **u/None** [+3]  (19 hours later)
>> 
>> Apparently, evil tapirs as well.

>>> **u/eaglejarl** [+2]  (a day later)
>>> 
>>> Not evil, just working for the other side.  (Although, some people might contend that that is the *definition* of evil. :>  )

>> **u/Cariyaga** [+1]  *Kyubey did nothing wrong* (2 days later)
>> 
>> Incredulousness goes out the window when tapirs are coming at you at nearly 80 MPH. Actually... I should go do some math on how fast they actually were coming.

>>> **u/Overlord_Xcano** [+1]  (2 days later)
>>> 
>>> Wait so these were actually like tapirs? Like the animal?

>>>> **u/Cariyaga** [+1]  *Kyubey did nothing wrong* (2 days later)
>>>> 
>>>> Chakra beast tapirs of varying size (think Magical Beasts in D&D terms), but yes.

>>> **u/eaglejarl** [+1]  (4 days later)
>>> 
>>> I'd be curious to know, actually.

>>>> **u/Cariyaga** [+1]  *Kyubey did nothing wrong* (4 days later)
>>>> 
>>>> The research was going to be comparing known speeds for Tac move to the 2200 they got. But then I got distracted by the Village Hidden in Low Earth Orbit.

> **u/eaglejarl** [+1]  (4 days later)
> 
> Oh, for the record, the proper collective noun is "a candle of tapirs". The bonfire was a bit of wordplay, you see

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