## Metal Fever: Career thief burgles homes, to afford implants that make him a better thief

* Author: u/Aquareon *
* URL: https://www.inkitt.com/stories/scifi/14223
* Score: 29

* Created: 2017-01-15T04:22:07

### Post:

[Link to content](https://www.inkitt.com/stories/scifi/14223)

### Comments:

> **u/xamueljones** [+8]  *My arch-enemy is entropy* (8 hours later)
> 
> I teared up laughing at the coma bit. Great story!

>> **u/Aquareon** [+2]  (16 hours later)
>> 
>> Thanks! Rest of my stuff's [here](http://www.inkitt.com/alexbeyman)

> **u/None** [+3]  (14 hours later)
> 
> The Out With a Bang! segment made me kind of physically sick... Great story overall, and I get how you were trying to hammer in how devalued human life is, but that was pretty on the head.

>> **u/Aquareon** [+3]  (17 hours later)
>> 
>> Good.

> **u/IdolfHatler** [+2]  (6 hours later)
> 
> That was an awesome read!

>> **u/Aquareon** [+1]  (7 hours later)
>> 
>> (  •́ ω •̀)

> **u/None** [+2]  (18 hours later)
> 
> If you want to tag something as rational, you usually put [RT] in the title. Look at the other submissions for examples.

> **u/Aquareon** [+1]  (an hour later)
> 
> If this one doesn't qualify as a rat!fic I'll eat my own face.

>> **u/monkyyy0** [+2]  (a day later)
>> 
>> Find a reality tv show first 
>> 
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