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u/traverseda [+3] With dread but cautious optimism (2 minutes later)

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Dear Queen Titania,

Once again, I find myself watching a dear friend's life burning low, like a candle about to gutter and flicker out. I have never told you this, but I don't think you understand the impropriety of asking me to turn my friends' final moments into reports for you. I take some comfort in knowing that this pony, at least, would be delighted at the prospect of being immortalized (as they say) as a lesson. I would tell her, but she would probably try to struggle out of bed to assist in writing it.

I also take comfort in knowing this will be the last of these loathsome reports I shall write you.