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[NF] A Torch in Darkness, by Nate Soares

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u/FeepingCreature [+6] GCV Literally The Entire Culture (12 hours later)

This speech was written for a wedding. A wedding.

Jesus Christ, is our cult contrary.

u/khafra [+4] (a day later)

Jesus Christ, is our cult contrary.

You mean, "is our phyg pbagenel."

u/BadGoyWithAGun [+4] (a day later)

Also appropriate for baby showers!

u/Transfuturist [+2] Carthago delenda est. (12 hours later)

I thought it was appropriate. As well as the ceremony being held in a planetarium.

u/FeepingCreature [+1] GCV Literally The Entire Culture (13 hours later)

:shrugs: Different strokes, I guess. Maybe I'm just boring.

u/VorpalAuroch [+2] Life before Death (5 days later)

To be fair, this was meant as the lead-in for a pair of shinier, happier speeches.