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[HF] [RT] A Practical Guide to Evil Book 3 Chapter 44: Drop
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Author: u/Yes_This_Is_God *
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URL: https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/2017/11/15/chapter-44-drop/
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Score: 44
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Created: 2017-11-15T05:04:52
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u/Ardvarkeating101 [+24] Father of Learning (8 minutes later)
“KILL THEM,” Nauk screamed.
“TAKE THEIR STUFF,” the Fifteenth screamed back.
I'm so proud of the Fifteenth right now
edit: oh fuck, those are some choice last words
u/None [+16] (10 hours later)
I know the first part of this chapter is hilarious:
Warlord,” he grinned. “We got a plan?”
“Smash through everything until we’ve won,” I said honestly.
“Ah, the Foundling gambit,” he gravelled. “It’s never failed us before.”
“Don’t say that where people can hear, and that’s an order,” I hurriedly replied.
u/Nihilvin [+16] (43 minutes later)
Nauk can only be healed by fae? Looks like Killian is getting the sacrifices she needs
u/Mgmtheo [+6] The Dread Empire of Praes (an hour later)
Killian, latest member of the Woe?
u/TwoxMachina [+2] (a day later)
Burned by a Summer Fae duke, healed by a Winter Fae duchess (Cat)
u/CouteauBleu [+11] We are the Empire. (3 hours later)
Archer’s arrow would have torn through his knee, if he hadn’t caught it. He raised a mocking eyebrow.
Then it blew.
Ooh, nice reference.
u/hoja_nasredin [+1] Dai-Gurren Brigade (8 hours later)
I didn't get it. Any help?
u/AurelianoTampa [+6] (8 hours later)
My guess?
“I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.”
u/Ardvarkeating101 [+4] Father of Learning (14 hours later)
Or The Avengers, when that exact thing happened
u/CouteauBleu [+3] We are the Empire. (21 hours later)
Yeah, it was a double reference. I was mostly talking about the Avengers one.
u/Zayits [+1] (4 days later)
I thought about that panel from Order of the Stick: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0858.html
For context, it happens after Tarquin (the guy in the helmet) repeatedly catches the arrows Haley shoots at him and stabs other heroes with them (like here: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0851.html).
u/MoralRelativity [+5] (18 hours later)
I think it's about time Catherine had some significant losses she really cares about.
I wonder what the cost of Cat going full Winter is going to be?
u/paradoxinclination [+3] (23 minutes later)
Cat and the Woe are working like a well-oiled death machine right now, they're going to need to piss off some real monsters to find more worthy opponents.
u/Yes_This_Is_God [+19] (24 minutes later)
most of her men died and Thief suffered full-body burns
u/paradoxinclination [+9] (39 minutes later)
And they took down two hundred Immortals and a Baron at the same time when they thought they could only handle one. Losing Farrier and Nauk at the same time is rough though, I'll admit.
u/panchoadrenalina [+3] (31 minutes later)
Cat fae now...
u/DTravers [+2] (2 hours later)
(I'm not going to pretend the following verse is any good, but the song is what I was thinking of after reading)
Time has worn the soldiers down, marched for many miles...
In the lands of Sun so cursed,
Time to make a stand!
Baron has scorched this nation's life,
Nothing to be left,
Anger grasps the soldiers' hearts,
Mere six hundred strong!LISTEN, YOU EXCUSE FOR A DUCHESS!
#TRUST ME, THIS FIGHT HAS NO SUCCESS!
(By Summer)
WENT TO CERTAIN DEATH AND PAIN,
CATHERINE'S SOLDIERS SAW THEIR BANE.
SACRIFICED THEIR LIVES IN VAIN,
BY SUMMER!
u/TideofKhatanga [+2] (3 hours later)
Fuck, that chapter hurts.