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Metal Fever: Career thief burgles homes, to afford implants that make him a better thief

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u/xamueljones [+8] My arch-enemy is entropy (8 hours later)

I teared up laughing at the coma bit. Great story!

u/Aquareon [+2] (16 hours later)

Thanks! Rest of my stuff's here

u/None [+3] (14 hours later)

The Out With a Bang! segment made me kind of physically sick... Great story overall, and I get how you were trying to hammer in how devalued human life is, but that was pretty on the head.

u/Aquareon [+3] (17 hours later)

Good.

u/IdolfHatler [+2] (6 hours later)

That was an awesome read!

u/Aquareon [+1] (7 hours later)

( •́ ω •̀)

u/None [+2] (18 hours later)

If you want to tag something as rational, you usually put [RT] in the title. Look at the other submissions for examples.

u/Aquareon [+1] (an hour later)

If this one doesn't qualify as a rat!fic I'll eat my own face.

u/monkyyy0 [+2] (a day later)

Find a reality tv show first

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u/Aquareon [+2] (a day later)

Boy I hope you don't hold me to it. I need my face for basic day to day face stuff like facing different directions and putting burritos into.

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